pay attention to me but do not look at me touch me or speak to me
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
hey fellow ppl who menstruate!
my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.
please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it